COD ghost/soap

*ghost wrighting in his diary* ghost: I met this fella on 141 named soap Mactavish (i call him johnny) and i hate to admit it but I'm chuffled to bits to have met him.. (he's a bloody handsome man...) one of these day's I'll ask him if he fancies a drink because that twink and his cheeky frohawk heaircut are gonna make me act up!! soap: ghost i-i heard everything you just said ghost: uh-erm whad'dya think of my dairy soap: i think we needa add a few page's. you know what happens