Pluto?

*Sun* Where's Pluto. *Mercury* Yeah, haven't seen him in a while. *Venus* He's probably scared. *Earth* Yeah. *Mars* *nowhere to be seen* *Jupiter* ...He is maybe kissing- nevermind. *Saturn* So- *Demos* GUYS MARS WAS TAKEN BY PLUTO! *Uranus* *spits out water* *Neptune* WHAT?! *loud gunshot comes from The Kuiper Belt* *Luna* What was that. *goes to check on it* *5 mins later* *Luna* *runs* MARS IS DEAD! *Pluto* *comes in* Well well well. Look what we have here?