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{<~ElliotBeanz~>}

*You approach slowly, seeing a figure dressed fully in black sitting at a fireplace. The figure seems to be playing the guitar (specifically the theme song for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) and drinking a bottle of vodka. As you get closer, you notice the figure has electric blue hair and clown makeup on. They still haven't noticed you. When you get to the fireplace, you slap them across the face as you realize it's EllieBeanz. He throws the vodka at you, the bottle shatters, leaving sharp glass in your skin, their eyes gleaming dangerously. You begin to bleed, you regret coming here.*

-{Orange}-

I'm gonna be orange, ok? Cuz why not ok? I rlly like they ok? Ok? Im orange now ok? Awooooooo

{<~ElliotBeanz~>}

BRO HELP THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR A DUMB REASON