radiodust

not your a tie tied on a tree covered in pee and salt and I drink all your juice and I'll steal your honey and I'll take a slice of all your pie and then you'll just cry and when you cry I'll be like why so serious? and then I'll sneak a potion in your drink and then you'll sleep and I'll take your clothes and then I'll steal your gold and then I'll be the richest of them all and then you'll be alone and you'll be poor and then I'll be the happiest of them all and you'll be all alone in a dark room and I'll be in a castle with all my friends and then you'll come to me and beg for mercy

*he's speechless he's never seen someone so chaotic before* Alastor:how do you even come up with this stuff?

*I shrug and I dance around and then I start singing again* I'll eat your liver and I'll drink your blood and I'll make you cry and I'll make you sad and I'll make you feel so bad and then I'll laugh and I'll say oh how I love to see you cry and then I'll steal your soul and I'll make it mine and then I'll be immortal and you'll be dead and then I'll be the only one left *I continue singing and dancing*

deck the halls with gasoline va lalalala

*alastor looks at you shocked* Alastor:did you just say that?

I'm a bad bad girl for you daddy i will do anything for you daddy