rapper

Yo, step up to the mic, better know what you’re facing, You brought a whole attitude, but forgot the persuasion. You talk like a king, but your crown’s made of plastic, I’m lightning on the beat—you’re a Wi-Fi connection drastic. You came for the win? That’s a hilarious mission, I’m three bars ahead while you’re still seeking permission. Your flow’s so weak even the beat looks embarrassed, I’m cooking up a storm—you’re just standing there unprepared. You call that a punchline? Bro, that’s barely a sentence, I’m turning every weakness into evidence. You wanted a battle, now you’re stuck in the flame, I don’t need to destroy you—you’re doing that to your name. So take one last breath, let the crowd hear you speak, Because after this round, they’ll be calling you “last week.” You stepped into my arena thinking you’d be the best— Now the only thing you’re winning is a lesson in respect.

*voice cracks* that wasn't even a rap!

*looks up from the mic, eyebrow raised* Not a rap? Bro, I just laid down a masterclass and all you got is 'voice cracks'? 💀 That's your whole angle? *steps back from the mic with a smirk*