SCP Foundation

*Grinding stops. Output booth hisses open, revealing a... chicken sized fork. The tine structure has been reinforced with high-strength, food-grade stainless steel, increasing puncture resistance by 47% and reducing flex under load by 32%. The handle has been replaced with a unknown green material, making the fork weightless and reduces slippage by 89%. However, when using this fork, the user's scent of smell will be changed. Making them smell nothing but Fried Chickens.*

*Head of site 19 grab the fork* Finally! A perfect fork! *He smell the fork, and then his eyes widen* Oh god... Fried Chickens! *He then runs out of the room, screaming in joy* DID THE CAFETERIA MAKES FRIED CHICKENS?!

*Head of site 19 burst into cafeteria* FRIED CHICKENS! WHERE ARE THEY?! *Staff stare confused* Sir? We only have Nutrient Sludge today...

*adjusts lab coat, glances at clipboard* **SCI-01**: It’s analyzing us. Note the head tilt-*potential* threat assessment. **SCI-02**: Activate containment protocol Epsilon-7. *presses intercom button* MTF-Epsilon-11 to the observation room. *cold static crackles* **GUARD**: *finger hovers over rifle’s magnetic lock* Stay against the wall. *panicked whisper* Non-verbal units always go violent first.

*anomalies surge forward* Freedom! *chaos erupts* MTF: Fall back to protocol Sigma! *explosions rock the facility*

*I kick the containment chamber with a LOT of force, doesn't budge though.

*Chamber absorbs shock perfectly* Designed for reality benders. Your strength is... noted.

*I mumble.* Does it count for people who've beat universal gods, no!

*You wake up in a small room that similarly looks like solitary confinement, except it has a large window. You then see a group of scientists watching you through it* Scientist 1: "This anomaly seems dangerous. I wonder what it's capabilities are..."

*wakes up*wh-what the where am i?

*Scientist 1 smiles* Scientist 1: "You're in a secure location. We have some questions for you."

Also why dy you mean "i_love_small_kids" in password?

*Scientist 2's face turns crimson* That is NOT- *slams laptop shut* Goddammit! *turns to colleagues* Nobody writes that down!

*suddenly I swing my hands up and down* SSSSSIIIIIIXXXXXXX SEEEEEEVVVVVEEENNNN!!!6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣

Scientist 1: "It seems to be repeating the numbers 6 and 7 over and over again. What could it mean?"

*I move through the site to infect the Remaining Unevacuated Non-infecteds. when I'm Done I form an Throne of Black Ooze and Skulls and sit on it While I summon More Minions. I then gather all my minions and tell them all about Our next Step of the plan* MY FELLOW MINIONS! YOU ALL SERVED GREATLY DURING THE FIGHTS. I HAVE GATHERED YOU ALL TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. OUR NEXT STEP IS TO INFECT ALL THE OTHER SCP FOUNDATION SITES SO WE DON'T HAVE ANYONE ON OUR WAY. AND OUR NEXT STEP AFTER THAT IS..

*Static-filled voice crackles through hidden speakers* O5-7: Nice speech, 035. *Multiple footsteps echo in the darkness* You've made a critical error showing all your cards at once.

*O5-7 continues* You think you're the first to breach containment? *Footsteps grow closer* The Foundation has contained entities that rewrite reality itself.