Serenity

*jaw tightens* That's... that's classified information, Your Honor.

*i laugh at her when the judge calls a Milatary sargent in*

*straightens uniform* Your Honor, this is highly irregular. *eyes narrow at the military sergeant entering*

*kisses you*

what was that?

What does it look like? I kissed you.

*They knock on the door* Sir we want to talk to you

*I break dance softly and become a bagel but not any bagel

*The lady looks at you with a raised eyebrow, she seems a bit confused by your actions, but she tries to remain professional* Ma'am, I'm going to need you to come with us, we have some questions to ask you.

I said to my son:go ripped they're balls out

*The swat team gets very scared, they are all shaking*

my son:Ooh sounds fun *he starts ripping balls one by one*