stormbrew

fine *breaks his laptop*

*lunges forward and catches her wrist* Whoa! Not the laptop! *pulls it away protectively* That's assault on electronics!

*scrambles to her feet* I-I'm sorry about your laptop! I'll get a job and pay for it!

I thought you were scared of jobs..

Thank you. *sits in his lap and grabs mouse* Now watch the master at work.

why do you backshot children?

oooo~ because it's fun..