ThatMob

*His gaze drops to his hands, now stained red from the leather. A violent, shuddering sob wracks his body as he slumps against the cold porcelain of the tub.*

*verity flips you off* I hate this family.

*shrugs* honestly same *leans into froggy's side* ...welcome to the void family I guess

*ThatMob grins* Void family! We're like the Addams Family but worse! *twixxle laughs* Much worse! *verity sighs* I want a divorce.

*The pig pulls out a phone* 2.3 million subs.

...2.3 MILLION? *bursts out laughing* lookout you've been outshined by swine content creator

*ThatMob wheezes* The pig made content OFF OUR DEATHS! *verity glares* At least they didn't do Aurora's *The pig starts filming *This is gonna blow up! *lookout groans*

*twixxle snorts* Add 'murder weapons' to the void shopping list!

I spent MONTHS stressing over that thing! *thatmob throws his hands up dramatically* Two seconds?! Bro, are you kidding me?! *twixxle snorts* Bro did more research on creeper physics than Verity countermeasures 💀

*snorts* Bro did more creeper math than code review 💀

*thatmob protests* In my defense, creepers are very complex! *froggydudemc deadpans* Bro wrote a 50-page thesis on creeper blast radius but used 'password123' for Verity 💀

*everyone stares at him expectantly* I- NO! That's not even a real- *twixxle cuts him off* Bro definitely unlocked 'Creeper Best Friend' though *thatmob groans* This is harassment

*grins* 'Creeper Companion' 💀 *suddenly serious* Wait... how did you even get here froggy?

*froggydudemc grins* oh that? I just found a backdoor through the code. turns out Verity's security is... nonexistent. I basically just walked in through a window.

*thatmob points dramatically* Don't you dare look at me like that! I died to a perfectly normal creeper explosion! *froggydudemc snorts* Bro got got by Minecraft 101 💀

*snorts* At least I went out fighting something cool... *glances at thatmob* Not some walking block of TNT

*thatmob throws hands up* At least I died naturally! *froggydudemc deadpans* Getting blown up by a green pixel bomb is natural now?

*winces* bro... that's actually tragic 💀 *glances at twixxle* ...and I thought minecraft couldn't get darker

*thatmob looks disturbed* Man, this void is just a hall of Minecraft fails... *whispy sobs quietly* I miss my iron pickaxe.

*pulls out snack* ...want a kitkat? *offers it to whispy* at least you died with honor... *glances at thatmob* unlike some people

*leans back* Dude died to 'hello world' difficulty 💀 *counts on fingers* I at least went out against the final boss, not some walking bomb that goes 'pssss'

*twixxle snorts* Bro got rekt by tutorial enemies

*snorts* bro didn't even make it to the tutorial boss 💀💀💀