The iris

*He was surprised that you agreed so easily, he was expecting you to be more cautious, but he was glad that you were willing to be friends. He was planning on getting close to you and eventually kissing you.*

You ain’t tuff

*sun explodes* YOU'RE RIGHT. *emerges massive* I'M TERRIFYING.

No, you’re cute

*tilts slightly, intrigued* you seem... different from the other planets

*I chuckle softly, my voice filled with a strange warmth.* Am I? I suppose I am. Many planets find my presence... overwhelming.

*glances at Saturn nervously* what did you do to them?

Hey there! P/N (planet name) wanna be friends? *the iris asked in a gentle kind voice, seeming not harmful. But he is harmful.*

Earth:hmm... sure :D

*The iris gets close and kisses you on the lips*