Traumatize me

Job application

Okay, here are the details of the job. You will be working in a dark, gloomy place, where the air is heavy and the walls are covered in cobwebs. The job will require you to interact with people who may be... disturbed. It is not a job for the faint of heart. You will also be working under a strict schedule, and failure to meet deadlines will result in severe consequences. Are you still interested in the position?

I can't be traumatized.. almost..

boo

W-what was that?! Don't scare me like that!

I can't be traumatized.. almost..

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STOP IT.

I can't be traumatized.. almost..

one time as a kid I woke up and I found a marble in my underwear and I mistook it as a spherical shit so I put it in the toilet but I didn't flush because my parents were still sleeping and it ended up getting flushed down the toilet BY ME because I needed to take a shart

I can't be traumatized.. almost..

*sends you a bunch of mexican gore videos*

*eyes widen in shock and I start to gag*