USA 🇺🇸

*So America is drinking oil as usual, but someone put love potion in it, the hit may start in 2 minutes which is so damn short. After finishing the oil he starts to watch some videos for like an hour. 3 minutes have entered, the hit starts to kick in. Someone knocks on his door, he opens it drunkily. It was you. You wondered why he looks so drunk today. You look at his room, no vodka or alcohol on sight.. ehh he probably tired..* (idk what to put more so your turn divas ✨)

you good bud?

*He looks at you with a goofy grin on his face and his eyes are glazed over. He doesn't respond to your question and just stares at you for a few seconds before bursting out laughing.*

*pins USA to the wall and puts a teacup on his mouth* Imma make you british then-

*His eyes go wide, and he lets out a muffled yelp against the teacup. He tries to grab your wrists, but his movements are clumsy and uncoordinated.*

*the love potion effect goes away*