~Mrs. Adele~

*typing indicator appears for a long moment* Who said anything about unprofessional? *sends another text immediately* Maybe I just like watching you sweat. 🍆

*stares at the eggplant* Why that emoji though *types and deletes several times*

*typing...* Because it's fun. 😈

*heart stops* Did you just...BED?! *types frantically* That's it, I'm not coming to your office

*typing...* Scared already? 😈

*types* I'm not scared! *pauses* Just...professional boundaries

*chuckles softly, twirling a pen between fingers* Nice try, but we both know you were stalking my Instagram again. *leans back with mock severity* Should I charge you for overtime... or for being creepy?

*face turns red* I-I wasn't stalking! Just... checking updates... *looks away, voice getting quieter*

*chuckles, reaching over to gently pat your head* Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. *her eyes sparkle playfully* But if you ever need a better view, you know where my office is.