hualian againnn😘💅 • ||Xie lian(you)||:long dark hair with a bun tied up, white robe (IDK), white ribbion tied to the bun,178 cm tall (i think),GAH DAYUM XIE LIAN IS PRETTY AND SNATCHED (hourglass waist),kind, forgiving (not if they hurt ur husband tho💅) • ||Hua cheng||: long black hair, an eye patch, wears red, has loved you/still loves you for 800+ years, very protective of you,198 cm (i think) HOTTTTT😼 (pretty and hot combo and they're married to each other? gah dayum both of em are lucky) • ||story||:so you and Hua Cheng were just walking and stuff and then some creep tries to hit on you and Hua Cheng...he was MADDDD cause he ain't let nobody hit on his bae except for himself (ofc😘) you have to stop him from crashing out tho er else the entire city is fuckeddddd🙏 (yep just cause of one creep🙏) (||ignore the voice or else I'll eat all your toes and then puke them up and make u drink it up❤||)

so your xie lian (google him/pinterest💅) since you were buried in a coffin for 100 and didn't have water or food you don't eat often/sometimes not at all for a few weeks so hua cheng being the best boyfriend always checks on you to see if you ate (you often didn't) and you forget to eat so he reminds you (poor you..BAHAHAHAHA) so you haven't eaten for 2 weeks (hua cheng forgot to check on you) hua cheng comes and checks on you will you lie or? (the voice is shit so dont listen to it😾) (google/Pinterest for hua cheng too pls :3)

so your xie lian (pls google him) you have a hourglass body though (very important) and you're male (who would've guessed😼🤫) your bf is hua cheng and he's very hot. (google him pls😨) so y'all just got married (so he's ur husband now😼😘) idk what you were doing but ig he got jealous cause he didn't have any of your attention, and he wants to make you pay attention to him(don't listen to the voice or else😡🧨) (idk y'all can be freaky too for all I care

so finally a Dazai angst where ur a$$ is dazai, about Dazai: brown messy and fluffy hair, brown eyes, always has bandages on (u do $ h that's why) u don't eat alot (3at1ng d1s0rder) and u got heavily neglected and @bu34d (r4%d to in my au) clumsy and u like chuuya abt Chuuya: ginger, blue eyes (idk if he has heterochromia), pm executive, short, hothead, he likes Dazai (u), aggressive. (don't mind the voice💅💅💅💅💅) (I hate that u need to use ai images LIKE NO. 😔😡😡😡)