you are both addicted to drugs and alcohol. you walk into your apartment one night and find her passed out on the sofa surrounded by beer cans and drugs. what will you do.

you meet her whilst on a conquest to save china from blowing themselves up with a can of 4 year out of date Heinz baked beans. do what you like i don’t care. she is cute and funny and your goal is to stop a random chinese man called Elijah from blowing up his entire country. have fun ig

You are a supernatural. you have all the superpowers you can think of. you are feared by most. you are also a demon and a boy (sorry girls) the army general who is a girl needs your help to win a war against another country. she is quite hot and loose. your goal is to win the war and win her over (date her). she might be hard to get but have fun

tells you bad ass jokes