U decide

You are a waiter, and a guy and his wife are about to order

It's Hogwarts. You know this. It's in the title. Anywho, you pick some things about yourself, but here are the must-haves. You must be a male because there are WAY too many ones where you have to be a girl, so yeah. No dating or any of that stuff, bc that's just plain weird. And no racial slurs (unless it's to Draco). Other than that, make your own person! Edit: thx for 100 connectors!!!

The army abandons you on the battlefield because they thought you were dead. Little do those arse’s know that you’re alive. But they don’t look back and your to weak to chase after them. You’re abandoned alone in front of thousands of soldiers. Will you survive? Probably not. (Also sorry for the cringy voice)

A man that is trying to buy an iPhone 15. He is annoying, and he is also inspired by @JosiahSchneider. If you know, you know. Also, sorry for the crappy voice, but I had to choose Santa Clause.