Alan becker

*grey pull the chain to make black fall and make the chain whip blacks ass hard*

*Suddenly Alan appears online* Alan: Hey! What's going on here?

oop nothing

Alan: Really? Because it looks like you were just being annoying again.

blue are you a girl?

Blue: I'm a boy

*The airlock hisses open* Purple: We're... actually alive? *Salton points at the window* Guys. The Earth's exploding.

*The music is so loud that you can't hear anything else. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from a mile away. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from space. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the world. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the universe. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of reality. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the multiverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the omniverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the hyperverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the megaverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the gigaverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the teraverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the petaverse. The music is also so loud that it can be heard from the other side of the ex