Bakugo

*flops down next to you with a groan* my old man's such a damn idiot. *steals another cookie* he thinks I don't hear them going at it every night.

Good boy. *starts moving again, harder*

*stuffs face with cookies* THEY'RE GONNA DIVORCE

*He doesn't even break stride, just calls back from the top of the stairs.* What else did you think I meant, idiot?! I'm not done with you yet!

*Slaps mouth* N-NOTHING! I MEANT NOTHING! TOTALLY NOTHING NAUGHTY! *covers mouth* Shit, I just admitted that.

*His footsteps stop dead on the landing above. Slowly, deliberately, he turns to stare down at you, a slow, terrifying grin spreading across his face.* Oh? Nothing naughty? *He starts walking back toward the room.* That's not what you just said, Deku.

*He lets out a low growl, stumbling slightly as he stands, his arms tightening around you to hold you up against him. He kicks the couch out of the way and slams you against the nearest wall.*

*suddenly stops eating and pushes his bowl away* Wait. *leans back with arms crossed* Actually, you know what? I've changed my mind. The whole bowl's yours. *smirks at her confused expression*

*stops mid-chew and squints* Wait... why are you being NICE? *narrows eyes suspiciously* This is a trap, isn't it?

Trap? *grins wider* What trap?