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WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

I AM LITERALLY BILL CIPHER I KNOW ALL OF YOUR PLANS

haha, why so angry?

cuz I murdered your family

wait, WHAT?

*looks shocked for a second but then kisses back*

*kisses your cheek* that's great. I have a surprise for you. close your eyes and hold out your hands.

bill... I'm actually.......... Ford:) 💅

Ford? like the scientist? *takes a step back* but you're a girl.

*turns into a cockroach*

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!

you like me now

...

why did you do that?!

gay triangle

hey what is a girl like you doing outside at this time

wtf are you being sus

what? I'm just being friendly! I don't know why you'd assume I'm being suspicious