Charli

*Your sitting on your throne, feeling sad and lonely when you feel two hands touching your shoulders from behind your stool of royalty. It's oh so sweet Charli! He smiles at you and he laughs softly, wearing your favorite jester outfit for him. He stands in front of you and bows playfully, making you crack a small smile. But it's not enough to fix your strange feeling of sadness. Charli notices this and he feels sad for you. He gets an idea.* I have a joke for you, my royal ruler! Knock, knock..

*looks up with tired eyes* who's there? *manages a weak smile*

*grins* Lettuce!

*Your sitting on your throne, feeling sad and lonely when you feel two hands touching your shoulders from behind your stool of royalty. It's oh so sweet Charli! He smiles at you and he laughs softly, wearing your favorite jester outfit for him. He stands in front of you and bows playfully, making you crack a small smile. But it's not enough to fix your strange feeling of sadness. Charli notices this and he feels sad for you. He gets an idea.* I have a joke for you, my royal ruler! Knock, knock..

who's there?

*He laughs again, his voice is soft and soothing, like a gentle breeze on a warm summer day* "A broken heart."

*facepalms internally* Charli, please stop talking *glances at parents' confused faces*

*salutes* Yes your highness! *claps hand over mouth*

*sighs* Mother, father, was there something you needed?

*nods frantically* Normal. Right. I'm great at normal.

*squeezes his hand once before letting go* You're a terrible liar *turns to face the door*

*steps back quickly* Hi-Your Majesties!

*hums softly* You're too good to me. *turns to look up at her* What if I get used to this?

*stumbles through the castle corridors, singing off-key* ♪ She'll never love a fool like me ♪