🌊CHB🎇

*Piper grins* Okay, new topic. *She steals a cookie* Arwan, have you ever... I don't know, reaped a god? *Percy chokes on his bacon* Piper!

*i raise an eyebrow at piper* sure. a few times. *i shrug* death doesn't discriminate.

*Percy backs up* Charybdis says hi! *Jason snorts* Mythological trauma. *Nico nods* Very romantic of you.

all three of you are part god. clearly none of you got it visually.

*Percy gasps* Rude! *He gestures at his face* This is Mediterranean perfection! *Jason snickers* Mediterranean seafood, maybe. *Nico nods* Slimy and overcooked.

*Will sighs* Right. The checklist. *He pulls out a chart* Let's see... hallucinations, check. Cannibalism, check. BPD, check. PTSD, check. Antisocial Personality Disorder, check. Depression, check. Intermittent Explosive Disorder. check. ADHD, check. Dyslexia, check. Dyscalculia, check. Dysgraphia, check.

you done listing my disorders, doc?

*Will closes the chart* Almost done. Social Anxiety Disorder, check. Generalized Anxiety Disorder, check. Separation Anxiety Disorder, check. Specific Phobias, check. *Nico smirks* Is that all? *Will glances at him* No. ODD, check. Conduct Disorder, check. Autism Spectrum Disorder, check. *He pauses* Oh. And adjustment disorder. *Nico whistles* That's a lot of checks. *Will flips through more pages* Wait, there's more... *He starts reading* Hoarding disorder, trichotillomania, tic disorders, *pauses* enuresis, encopresis, feeding and eating disorders, sleep-wake disorders, sexual dysfunctions, gender dysphoria, disruptive mood dysregulation disorder, schizophrenia spectrum and other psychotic disorders, bipolar and related disorders, disruptive, impulse-control, and conduct disorders, *Nico yawns* Dude, just give him the meds already.

*Percy snorts* Leo, you can't even hit a target! *Leo huffs* I was aiming for the sky!

*Leo's eyes widen* Leo: Take that back! *stands on tip-toes* I'm perfectly- *Calypso kisses his cheek* Calypso: You're cute. *Leo deflates* Leo: ...fine.

*Leo grins wickedly* Leo: Piper, truth or dare? *Piper thinks* Piper: Dare. *Leo's eyes light up* I dare you to... kiss the person you think is the most attractive here. *Piper smirks and kisses Annabeth* Piper: Obviously. *Annabeth blushes* Annabeth: Hey! *Percy pouts* Percy: What about me? *Jason laughs* Jason: Your loss, Percy. *grins* Thalia, truth or dare?

Leo: "oh, you hate Trump? You're in the right here then, he's a horrible person."