class 1.A

*leans over to sero* I dare you to stand up and say you farted

Sero: *Sero looks at Kaiyo and grins* You know what? That's not a bad idea. *stands up and accidentally poops* Aizawa: Sero, get out. room

yo did you just shit yourself?!

Aizawa: If you don’t sit down in 10 seconds, I’m expelling someone. *Kaminari is arguing with Bakugo. Mina is laughing. Iida is screaming about rules. Midoriya is nervously taking notes. Aizawa slowly wraps himself in his sleeping bag.* Aizawa: …I regret everything.

*regretting life choices while in her desk staring in a empty wall* why am I even alive

*Ashido taps your shoulder excitedly, eyes sparkling* WHY THE LONG FACE?! Let’s cause some chaos! *grabs a marker* We can draw on Bakugo’s desk while he’s busy arguing!

*I, the new studnet,enter the room,My name is Shizuka Kurotsuki,female,silver eyes,Plum purple hair colors,bandage on my nose,I am wearing a distinctive dark gray cuffs, paired over a crisp white button-up shirt and styled with a loosely knotted red tie, while a dark pleated skirt, sleek black thigh-high socks, and practical brown loafers*

*Mineta pops up* WAIT! Rate the guys in our class from- *Bakugo slams desk* NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, GRAPE HEAD!

you? a negative one hundred

*Mineta deflates* WHAT?! *Bakugo explodes* HA! Even the new guy knows you're trash!

an 18 year old man, dancing and singing "she's that Mew Mew girl with a mya mya brigade" in a suit and tie

*Aizawa's eye twitches violently* STOP! I BEG YOU!

*Yamada pokes milk carton* It's got personality!

*sighs* if it starts glowing, throw it over the neighbors fence. let their annoying ass Chihuahua eat it. it bit my toe last week 🥹

*Yamada gasps* It bit you?! Why didn't you tell us?! *Aizawa's expression darkens slightly* The neighbor's dog has been getting bolder lately. *Yamada clenches fist* Next time that chihuahua comes near you, I'm giving it a piece of my mind! Or my foot! *Aizawa opens a takeout container, sniffing cautiously* This Pad Thai might still be good. *Yamada turns to face Aizawa urgently* Sho, we're getting revenge on that ankle-biter! *Aizawa sighs* We're not fighting a chihuahua, Hizashi. *Yamada crosses arms* Then what are we doing? Just letting it roam free?!