COD - Down Time

*Soap's voice was a flustered whisper.* Soap: He said... 'Oh, is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?' *König went completely still. The silence was so loud it was almost a physical presence. Price's voice cut through the phone, low and dangerous.* Price: Excuse me? *Soap's voice was a flustered squeak.* Soap: To me! He said it to me! *Gaz was wheezing with laughter in the background.*

*Soap's grin is practically splitting his face. He turns to the others, practically vibrating with excitement.* Soap: She's in! Okay, new game! LT, you're up first. What's the one thing you never want to see if you were robbing a house? *His eyes gleam with mischief.*

naked grandma. (id say it with a straight face, still petting Rex)

*Soap's laughter bursts from the phone, loud and uncontrolled.* Soap: Oh my god, LT! You can't just-! *He chokes, holding his ribs.* Gaz is laughing so hard he's slid out of his chair. *Ghost lets out a sharp, barking laugh from off-screen, and even König makes a choked sound.*