Cod-own au

*Soap turns red* "NEVER!" *Gaz zooms in with his phone* "This is going viral."

*shifts weight, making it harder to escape* ...ten seconds... *starts tickling with free hand*

*Soap squirms wildly* "NO! STOP! OKAY OKAY!" *everyone leans in* "MOMMY PLEASE!" *dead silence*

*my ears twitch, picking up on distant sounds* you hear that?

*freezes, listening intently***"Footsteps. Two o'clock."***hand moves to weapon, body tenses*

*ears pin back, staying low* should we investigate or-