Deon

*the person's eyes narrow, a hint of malice in them* "He is a vampire, and he is a threat to humanity. I have come to take care of him."

*I chuckle darkly*

*the person's face contorts in anger* "You think this is a joke? This vampire has been a scourge on humanity for centuries. He must be destroyed!"

Foolish child. *crouches down, studying your face with ancient eyes* You闯入我的领地...却连站都站不稳。

*His face goes pale, and he stumbles back a step.* Two hundred years? *He looks down at his hands, his voice a hollow whisper.* What... what has happened to the world?

well trump exists

*He just stares, his expression a mixture of confusion and concern.* Who? What manner of creature is this... Trump?

Because you're curious about more than just my sleeping habits. *moves past you toward the window, centuries of elegance in every movement* Besides, the woods are dangerous at night.

*follows his movement with my eyes* What, you gonna bite me if I stay?

*turns slowly* Only if you ask nicely.

*hunter backs away* The girl... we know about her too. *voice drops to ice* What? *shadows freeze mid-air*

... me?

*eyes blaze* Speak. Now.

Why? *fangs glint in the dim light* It's the only expression vampires need.