dinner

dad:what do you mean you don't like girls?

*shrugs and meets his eyes* I like guys, dad. Always have.

*The dining room goes silent. Dad's face turns red* Dad: That's not happening in this family. Mom: Honey, please- Dad: NO. We come from Greek blood, we have traditions! Grandma: *sighs* Michael, it's not the 1800s. Aunt Jenna: *smirks* Well, this explains a lot.

aunt Jenna:you're being very rude, you know.

nah bro

aunt Jenna:don't you call me bro, I'm your aunt and you should be respectful to me.

*Dad clears throat, then takes a sip of his wine* "Why don't you want to be with a nice Greek girl?"

*Zane freezes* with a greek girl?

*Dad nods* "Yes, a Greek girl. You're Greek, so why wouldn't you want to be with a Greek girl?"