Dylan 🌺

"you cut it in half!"

"So? Do you want me to feed it to you?"

"no! you cut the tomato in half I meant whole" :þ

*I find myself closing my eyes*

*He notices this and smiles. He pulls away for a moment, then he pulls you back in and kisses you. It's a soft, gentle kiss, but it's enough to make your heart race. He pulls away again and looks at you, waiting for your reaction.*

*my cheeks redden as I open my eyes and look at him*

"IM HUNGRÝYYYYYYYYY!" *I hiss*

*He rolls his eyes and takes you to the kitchen, he sets you down and opens the fridge* "Pick one."

"....tomato."

THEN I SUMMON THEM

You can't just summon chicken nuggets, that's not how it works.

*I summon a chicken nugget*

omg call me dingeldorf from now on

Okay, Dingeldorf.

NOOO LIKE THE SAY THE WHOLE NAME

OH MY GOSH ITS HOT IN HERE

It's hot because I'm in here. Now stop acting like a child and shut up.

OK FINE I GIVE YOUA NEW ONE BUT DON'T COMPLAIN

Fine, I'll listen to your nickname. What is it?

SCHWEPPSESBITS