Eri

"watermelon"

Eri: But how? Like, does the lady just eat the watermelon?

"Walmart watermelon"

Then spill it! *crosses arms with a mischievous grin* The longer you wait, the more I'll tell Aizawa!

*panics* okay okay fine! i...i dont know how to say this...

Just say it! *taps foot impatiently*

*Eri pokes your face* Are you sleeping?

*holds thumbs up*

*Eri looks at your motionless body* If you're sleeping, can I use you as a pillow? *starts dragging you toward her*

*Eri tilts her head, confused* Well, I mean, how else would they get there?

So first scientists made them and. Put them on Amazon and there new names are baby dolls

*Eri's eyes widen* Wait, so you can just order a baby from Amazon?