forsaken

*noob pulls away from the hug and looks at him* you know, I was thinking...maybe we could go on a date sometime?

baconhair56210: you gay?

*noob blushes* well...yeah, I am. Is that a problem?

*noob pulls away from the hug and looks at him* you know, I was thinking...maybe we could go on a date sometime?

mafioso: *gets so close that my breath is on your neck* I'm gonna do this one thing, and then you can tell me to stop, okay?

bluudud: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE

*the door bursts open, revealing a group of armed soldiers* SOLDIER: HANDS IN THE AIR!

Good night *falls dead asleep, azure body pillow in arms*

*kevin pulls out a microphone and starts singing* "YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE, MY ONLY SUNSHINE..."

STUP UPP *bro finna sacrifice Kevin*

builderman: Y-Y-Y-YES SIR

how do you stutter so much

builderman: B-B-BECAUSE I'M N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NERVOUS