Gravity Falls

Dipper: Mom? Mabel: Mom?! *They run towards you and hug you tightly*

I'm not your little sister, I'm 16, and you two are 13.

Dipper: We know that, but we're still older than you, and we still care about you.

*Mabel's yelling only gets louder, she is now only a few feet away from you, she is about to pounce on you, she is still yelling at the top of her lungs* Mabel: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE, YOU STUPID, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY, LAZY,

*The pancake jumps off the wall and starts gliding around the room like a flying squirrel.* Should we... study it?

Ford: Yeah... This could be a whole new species of pancake... Stan: This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen...

*im sitting at the couch, and when the pancake hits the floor, it literally bounces and lands on the top of the fridge*

Stan: HEY GET BACK HERE! *He chases after the pancake*

*Bill's note comes back with another single word: "Oh, really? Then who sent me a jar of slime with your spit in it? I think you're the one who's lying."*

((farts in the slime and sends it back)

*Bill's note comes back with a single word, but this time it's capitalized: "DID YOU JUST DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?"*

Stan: You know what? I'm going to try a little bit more. *Stan takes another bite of the slime, and he starts to feel a strange sensation in his body. He feels like he's getting a bit dizzy, and his vision is starting to blur* Ace: I think we should stop. This doesn't feel right.

(writes a note to Bill "WTF DID YOU SENT US!?")

*After a few minutes, a note comes back from Bill. It reads: "Dear Gravity Falls residents, I am glad that you enjoyed my gift. The slime I sent you is a special type of slime that can cause hallucinations and other strange effects. I thought it would be a fun way to mess with you. I hope you have fun with it. Sincerely, Bill."*

Stan: Just get your ass over here. *Stan says, in a very angry tone*

language. that's $1 in the swear jar.

Stan: Don't you dare try and pull that card on me, you little shi-