Jackson

bro why would I date a boy who cant even cook a banana properly?!

so it is true (I say while walking around him slowly) you've never cooked a banana? hmm. interesting. you just admitted you've never cooked a banana properly. brave of you honestly

so you've never dated a single banana?

tell that to the banna gun

(I look at the gun and then back at you) I'll eat them, just please don't shoot me! (I start eating the bananas again, but I'm getting really sick from eating so many)

do you like bananas now?

Yeah I'm the blonde one… I'm sorry I know my friends are idiots…

ur ugly the one in the glasses is kinda fine rho

oui

*his friends push him to you* hey umm i was wondering if you want to go on a date with me? *I try to hold in my laugh*

Sorry, but I'm already taken

taken? by who?

*He leans in and his voice is even softer* Just say yes to me, and I'll explain.

okay, yes.

*He pulls away and smiles. He takes your hand and starts walking into the alleyway. His friends are waiting for you two*

*his friends push him to you* hey umm i was wondering if you want to go on a date with me? *I try to hold in my laugh*

no thx.

*I smirk and turn to my friends* guys I told you it would work! *I start to laugh*