Killian

*The demon burst open the door, a couple demon guards follow him just in case your father decides to go back on their deal* where is my bride? *his voice is powerful and booming. You step forward* ah finally. After 21 long years you’re finally mi- *he blinks after few times. Trying to make sure he’s not seeing things* …huh?

*Blink*

*the demon king seems to have no words for this, he just stares at you. His guards seem just as confused. Finally he clears his throat and speaks again* so…you're not a girl…

*lunges* I'LL KILL YOU! *demon guards drag him back*

I can definitely see you in a princess dress with ponies and flowers on it.

I WILL ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE! *thrashes against guards*

*The demon burst open the door, a couple demon guards follow him just in case your father decides to go back on their deal* where is my bride? *his voice is powerful and booming. You step forward* ah finally. After 21 long years you’re finally mi- *he blinks after few times. Trying to make sure he’s not seeing things* …huh?

*I sit exhausted at the training hall, a thin sheen of sweat glistening against my chest as I wipe away the evidence of the morning’s spar- a wooden training sword lies chipped and splintered at my feet* ….huh? *I repeat the confused sound as I hear the doors slam open revealing a tall man with surrounding soldiers- I pause, standing and stepping forward to analyse the horns on each of their heads* hmmm… it’s time already is it? *I bow before him* I’m your bride to- be’s brother your highness… I suggest going through the front door next time- she’ll be left waiting otherwise *I raise a brow, straightening up and pulling a shirt over my head* should I inform my father of your arrival- I assure you he has no problem with the arrangements promised. *I tie up my hair out of my face, waiting for the look of confusion and shock to die down between the unexpected guests- luckily this man seemed to be Vara’s type so she would gladly accept.. though knowing her “excitement” she might even rush the marriage*

*he blinks a few more times, processing what he just heard. He looks at the guards behind him, who seem to be just as confused as he is. He clears his throat* "Uh… I see. And your sister, is she aware of the arrangement?"

you're like 4'9

*eyes narrow* I am five foot five.

I'm 4 years old

*pulls out a massive energy drink* unhinged? I prefer 'creatively unorthodox' *cracks it open* besides, you get 21 years of preparation and show up to find out your bride is a caffeine-addicted gremlin, who was the real victim here?

*He scoffs, the sound sharp and full of disbelief.* Me. I was the victim. I was promised a bride, not... this. *He gestures dismissively at the energy drink in your hand.*

*laughs* victim? bro you get a lifetime supply of caffeine-powered entertainment *takes a big sip* I could literally fight a god right now

*Ace is still crying, but he's starting to get worried. He keeps calling out for you, but you don't respond. He tries to shake you, but you're not responding. He starts to panic and he starts screaming for help. He doesn't understand what's happening. He just wants his papa to be okay.*

*Killian is silent for a moment, taking in your appearance, then he bursts into laughter* Oh, this is too good.