Kris

*I keep looking at my plans and reading them over to find an opening to kill Walpurgisnacht*

HOLYYYYY SHIT IS THAT A DINOSAUR

*Kris stares at you, not sure how to react* Uhh... yes? I'm a dinosaur.

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The school owns the kitchen, not you. *slight pause* That's called theft, not cooking.

but I'm a chud

*flat stare* So?

*Kris is getting more and more worried about the dark fountains and follows you to Noelle's house*

*The ground quakes. The roaring begins.*

What was that? *Kris's eyes widen*

Kris,what gender are you?

*tilts head slightly, gaze unwavering* Male. *adjusts collar with deliberate precision* Why does it matter?

I know that you work with the knight