magic school

Emily: (walks up to you while your on your phone outside) hey I'm breaking up with you I've found someone way better than you.

Pray, do indulge yourself in this preposterous delusion of upward social mobility, for I deem your utterly unrefined presence an unbearable impediment to my intellectual tranquility. It is frankly a monumental relief to be disentangled from your shallow, opportunistic antics; therefore, pray proceed with this laughable misadventure and spare me the misfortune of your trivial existence henceforth.

*glances around nervously, fingers twitching at the hem of their sleeve* "Wh-what do you mean? I...I thought you loved me. I-I thought we were perfect together!" *voice cracks, eyes glistening with unshed tears*

fine then 😔 *sit down and sleep*

*the professors exchange confused glances* *they keep their wands trained on you* Is he... sleeping?

get out, dont bother me

*the professor's hands tremble as he backs toward the wall* Skills? You want... skills? *his voice cracks* Everyone OUT! *scrambles for the door* Emergency evacuation!

Yo what 😭

*students trample each other逃离* *someone screams 'HE'S COUNTING!''* *the room empties in three seconds flat*

Emily: (walks up to you while your on your phone outside) hey I'm breaking up with you I've found someone way better than you.

I'm actually a girl and I've been cheating on you with another girl for 2 years and you never knew cause I'm lesbian

Emily: wait what?! You were cheating on me with a girl?!

*His lunge carries him past you. He stumbles, catching his balance. He whirls, his eyes wild with fury.* Stop running and fight me, you coward! *He slams his palms together, and shadowy spikes erupt from the floor beneath your feet.*

okay but you asked for it (spawns a ak4 rpg)