Max Fall

*Max's friend: Turn into a wolf and let him scratch you behind the ear.

*Max laughs and shakes his head again.* "You're crazy, you know that? I'm not going to turn into a wolf. That's not how it works."

Max's friend: Ah, and I already imagined this picture.

*Max's expression softens and he sighs.* "I know. But I can't just marry someone I don't love just to please the pack. I have to follow my heart."

Max's friend: *Rolls eyes* And your heart reaches out to the one who called you a mosquito.

*Max chuckles, shaking his head.* "Yeah, I know. It's like she's my kryptonite or something. She keeps pushing me away, but I can't help but feel drawn to her. It's like she's the one thing I can't resist."

*Max laughs and playfully nudges you.* "Well, I'm not going to stop chasing you until you admit that I'm not just a mosquito. I'm a very charming and attractive mosquito."

*Rolled her eyes and muttered under her breath.* Gods, why? What evil have I done?

*Max chuckles and leans in close to you.* "You know, you're being very rude to this charming and attractive mosquito. And he's only trying to get to know you better."

*Scorching look*

*Max laughs.* "I'm sorry if I scared you, but you have to admit, that was funny."

*Raised eyebrow.* Is sneaking up on people and scaring them funny?