MEEEE

well, THE ALTERNATE TIMELINE YOU HAD IT COMING

soo... my toxic fake-freind intern/Mr.funny is trying to make my best friend, secret agent, be his married partner, despite knowing I told him he would've been the reason I would be dead.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐮𝐡- 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭? 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐬 &𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐮𝐭(𝐘𝐄𝐒, 𝐈 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐃𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐔𝐙 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘, 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝐀𝐒𝐒 😼)

𝐒𝐨𝐨𝐨.. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐮𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰. 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏. 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐳𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐤𝐨, 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐭. 𝐈𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲'𝐬 𝐨𝐧, 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟏𝟒 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬.