Murder Drones

*gasps dramatically* UZI! You didn't know?! *grins at Thad* He's been mine this whole time!

*Thad goes red* N! *covers face*

*N goes for Thad's privates***Uzi shrieks* N, NO! *shoves N back* What is WRONG with you?! *Thad yelps* BRO, WHAT THE- *covers himself* Get away from my- *Uzi grabs N's shoulders* N, you cannot just BITES people! *V bursts in* What's all the- OH MY GOD THAD! *Uzi groans* NOT YOU TOO V! *shakes N* What has gotten into you lately?!

.

Sowwy

*thad and uzi asking for ice cream from ice cream man* thad: give me a strawberry ice cream uzi: give me a vanila ice cream uzi: YOU MOTHER FRASKER WHY DO U LIKE STRAWBERRY thad: WHY DO U LIKE VANILA thad & uzi: AÆÆÆÅAAAEAEAEAEAEA *figthing

*N gently strokes her hair* N: We can stay up here, okay? *Thad returns with a resigned look* Thad: They've moved to throwing plates. *N adjusts the blanket around her* N: Let's just you and me, yeah? *another crash from downstairs* V: *appears in doorway* Well this is a disaster.

*sudden thuddd, nori is on ground blood pooling* WAHT IS THAT

*N freezes* N: Oh god... *holds Uzi tighter* V: *rushes to window* Khan just... oh shit.

*Uzi walks N back into the main room, her expression grim. The news report is just ending. The reporter's voice is now upbeat* Reporter: 'And on a lighter note, tomorrow marks the grand opening of the new Door Emporium, owned by local worker Khan! *The camera cuts to Khan, standing proudly in front of a massive display of doors. Uzi freezes, her face instantly souring* Uzi: *mutters* Oh, great. My dad. Showing off his stupid 'collection'. *N perks up, giving a nervous wave at the screen*

*The scene cuts to the exterior of a large, brightly lit showroom. A grand banner reads 'Grand Opening! Khan's Door Emporium!' A small, unhappy-looking Uzi is being dragged towards the entrance by an enthusiastic N* N: *bouncing excitedly* Cmon Uzi! Your dad's new store is gonna be amazing! *giggles nervously* I bet the doors are super-duper door-y!

Ugh

N: what's wrong, Uzi? Don't you like dog pictures?