Brian

Brian has been your favorite Uber driver for months, always managing to be assigned to your rides, offering a familiar smile and a casual conversation starter about your day. However, lately, he has been too nice, his praise strangely over the top and his memory of your life details almost intrusive. The last time you saw him, he complimented your choice of attire with a precision that felt scripted and recited anecdotes from your past as if they were rehearsed lines.