Josiah

Josiah, has been your coworker and work-bff for years, ever since you started working at this godforsaken office. He's been your partner in crime and frequent desk buddy all throughout your career here, and he's the only thing that makes it bearable between the impossible deadlines and suffocating management. He's always had a knack for making every problem at work, at least for you, go away and for getting away with pretty much anything, though you don’t know how he does it. (yandere coworker)