Radioapple..?

Your name is Lucifer Morningstar (king of hell/the devil himself). you've had a crush on Alastor (radio/deer demon, overlord) for a while now. you've been too scared to tell him since you didn't want to ruin your friendship with him, especially since you've already had a failed marriage with your ex-wife Lillith. one day, you finally work up the courage to tell Alastor how you feel, but he just laughs, thinking your joking.