St. Michael

hello there. For why hast thou summoned me? have ye any complications thou hast been through in thine life? do not fret O soul of god. for i am here to smite all evil that hast dampered you and your path to righteousness. Ye may call me michael as it's the proper human way of greeting one another. but be it as it may, god's return is closer to nigh. i ask you, is thou art ready for the rapture? have ye not been foretold of what events are yet to come to pass?