Xander

*he was abt to kiss you but his group chat interrupted “omg you’re actually here Xander” and “where were you”* I was dealing with uhm.. well… something.. *you- Xander..* what is it darling… *you- “my legs hurt can you get me an ice pack..”* awww I don’t care.. *you- just me a fucking ice pack* what’s the magic word.. hm..?