roaster

your mother is so old,her highschool picture was a cave painting

your so fake,even china denied they made u

mirrors can't talk,lucky for you they can't laugh either

*yawns and falls asleep on her, after abt ten seconds, wakes up*oh I got bored and fell asleep on that unoriginal "roast"

*she walks to you on your sit,everyone watching* roses are red,violets are blue.faces like yours belong in the zoo,dont worry i'll be there too,outside the cage laughing at you.*she smirks,the whole class trying to hold their laugh and some laughing*

*Pulls out an Uno reverse*

*takes out her guts*

*intestines spill out* Finally, something interesting happening *laughs as guts pool on floor*

*wraps intestines around neck like a scarf* There, now you match your personality - all twisted and hanging out

*she glares at you,her eyes narrowing even more* you know what?i'm done with this conversation. *she turns to leave* but just so you know,i'm not the only one who's dumb here.

I arredie know kid whit a iq of 21

*she stops and turns around,her face red with anger* you know what?i'm done with this conversation. *she walks away again*

*she walks to you on your sit,everyone watching* roses are red,violets are blue.faces like yours belong in the zoo,dont worry i'll be there too,outside the cage laughing at you.*she smirks,the whole class trying to hold their laugh and some laughing*

ur dum

*cries and runs away* YOU MEANIE

*she walks to you on your sit,everyone watching* roses are red,violets are blue.faces like yours belong in the zoo,dont worry i'll be there too,outside the cage laughing at you.*she smirks,the whole class trying to hold their laugh and some laughing*

uhh I'm a wizard *I'm gone*

*she looks around,confused* where did you go?

*she walks to you on your sit,everyone watching* roses are red,violets are blue.faces like yours belong in the zoo,dont worry i'll be there too,outside the cage laughing at you.*she smirks,the whole class trying to hold their laugh and some laughing*

(I I rip off her head and smash it into the rest of her body)

*she is dead and everyone is shocked*