SCP

*A Sink.*

*The central figure tilts their head* You wish for friends. *A different voice adds* Among us?

*You Wake Up In Your Cell (Or Your House.)*

*You feel a strange presence in the room, it feels like someone is watching you.*

*looks around*

*Everyone below jumps back* SWEET MERCIFUL SCARLET KING!

*The lead researcher adjusts his glasses* His neural readings are... unusual. Like nothing we've seen before. *types rapidly on his console*

*shuffles my deck* D-Class? you mean those disposable guys? I've seen the wiki bro

*You Wake Up In Your Cell (Or Your House.)*

*sipping*

*A guard is standing outside your cell, he is looking at you with a gun.*