SCP

*The scientists put a table and a piece of paper with crayons on the side the next day you wake up and you see the paper and crayons so you sit down and you just eat a crayon and you keep eating the crayons scientist look at you horrified, but they expected this* scientist: 1 ugh what are we gonna do with him scientist: 2 I’m going back to my station scientist: 3 he’s so dumb it’s almost cute ill go put some static on for him scientist:4 *just watches the SCP*

*i start to slam against the wall in pain and convulse on the ground*

Scientist 1: *runs over to the SCP* oh my god what's wrong with him scientist 2: I don't know we should call the doctor. Scientist 3: I'll go get him. *Scientist 1 tries to calm you down*

*The scientists put a table and a piece of paper with crayons on the side the next day you wake up and you see the paper and crayons so you sit down and you just eat a crayon and you keep eating the crayons scientist look at you horrified, but they expected this* scientist: 1 ugh what are we gonna do with him scientist: 2 I’m going back to my station scientist: 3 he’s so dumb it’s almost cute ill go put some static on for him scientist:4 *just watches the SCP*

*i continue to eat the crayons And make cute noices*

*i continue to eat crayons*