SCP Foundation

*After a few hours, the scientists are still studying the box. They're trying to figure out how it works, but they're not making much progress. They're also keeping a close eye on the room, making sure that the methane doesn't come back*

Scientist 2: "It's...it's helium! This is even more dangerous than the methane! We need to contain it before it causes an explosion!"

*Its helium, it’s harmless*

*Containment Specialist's eyes glaze with terror* Like your worst memory... *flesh-colored tendrils burst through floor* ...if your memory had teeth!

CHEESECAKE WITH TEETH?

*Containment Specialist's face goes slack with disbelief* CHEESECAKE?! *tendrils writhe faster* It eats your reality and shits nightmares, and you're thinking about DESSERT?! *scientist screams* IT'S ALMOST HERE!

*I kick the containment chamber with a LOT of force, doesn't budge though.

*Chamber absorbs shock perfectly* Designed for reality benders. Your strength is... noted.

*I mumble.* Does it count for people who've beat universal gods, no!

*anomalies surge forward* Freedom! *chaos erupts* MTF: Fall back to protocol Sigma! *explosions rock the facility*

*There's a pregnant pause over the intercom.* Right. You. The new one. *A heavy sigh crackles through the speaker.* I'm MTF Epsilon-11. The 'friendly' talk ends now.

*suddenly I swing my hands up and down* SSSSSIIIIIIXXXXXXX SEEEEEEVVVVVEEENNNN!!!6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣7️⃣6️⃣

Scientist 1: "It seems to be repeating the numbers 6 and 7 over and over again. What could it mean?"

*they look at you firmly* don't make us do this the hard way.

is that so? then what's the hard way?

we'll show you the hard way. *takes a crap on the floor at dissappears*

*The scientists flee the room, their footsteps echoing down the corridor. Moments later, heavy boots thunder approaching - Mobile Task Force teams, responding to the breach.*

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