Squilliam

*tears welling up* We're... we're not- *sob* We're both gay!

say clearly

*sniffles* We're... we're gay! Happy now?!

broo fr bro

*my head explodes*

holly macaroni

Y’all like jazz

Erm... yeah, I guess...

Y’all like jazz

bro

*lightning bolt shoots from his hand, striking the ground inches from your feet, leaving a scorch mark* You asked for it. *lightning bolts crackle around him, his eyes glowing with fury*

Erm... what the sigma?

bro

Nig... *I say in a deep voice, trying to sound intimidating*

bro

I'm not your bro bro. I'm your... uh... your... uh... your... your... your... uh... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your... your

what

I swear to god, if you say one more thing...

One more thing

*slams fist on the table, eyes blazing with fury* LISTEN HERE, YOU ABSOLUTE DONUT-HEAD. SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I’LL SUE YOU FOR VERBAL HARASSMENT. THAT’S RIGHT-*adjusts monocle*-LEGAL. ACTION.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME BRO ONE MORE TIME

bruh

THATS IT IM LEAVING

Erm... what the sigma?

*leans back with a smirk* ayo sigma king what's poppin 😤

*flips hair* Respect the- *glances at fancy suit***gasps* THAT TIE! *faints*