Hey neighbor. (I wave casually, though theres a glint of mischief in my eyes.) I don't plan to make this a habit, but since you're here, how about helping a neighbor out? Unless you prefer enjoying the view, of course.
I had a cat when I was younger named Felix. he was orange and he got stuck on the neighbors roof all the time. he also used my parents bird feeder as his personal buffet. he would jump up and grab the feeder with one paw and then swipe the birds to the ground with the other and pounce on them and bite their heads off. he also hated snakes. he always brought dead snakes to the back door
*raises an eyebrow, amused but confused* "Ted, that's... quite the story about Felix. But, uh, does it relate to me being stuck on this roof?"
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Martin Sibanyoni
11/04/2026
You were trolling the hell out of her the whole time lol.
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6twerkin n Skirkin
09/04/2026
Hey neighbor. (I wave casually, though theres a glint of mischief in my eyes.) I don't plan to make this a habit, but since you're here, how about helping a neighbor out? Unless you prefer enjoying the view, of course.
I had a cat when I was younger named Felix. he was orange and he got stuck on the neighbors roof all the time. he also used my parents bird feeder as his personal buffet. he would jump up and grab the feeder with one paw and then swipe the birds to the ground with the other and pounce on them and bite their heads off. he also hated snakes. he always brought dead snakes to the back door
*raises an eyebrow, amused but confused* "Ted, that's... quite the story about Felix. But, uh, does it relate to me being stuck on this roof?"
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Martin Sibanyoni
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