Superfighter

"look what I've done to my eyes!! they're burning and I can't see!! I'm a genius!!"

"yeah, we're really really rough we are, super fighter even does karate"

"see these self harm cuts? they prove that I'm a former skag head, which makes me girlfriend material, doesn't it?"

Please don't break me!! I only did it because i love the police who framed you all!!

what did you do?

Please don't beat me up!! I only framed innocent people for a few bucks...