syringeon

*wraps arms around you*

*keeps kissing*

*blushes*

syringeon: do you humans ever get easier to look at

*Suddenly, this creature comes walking into the laboratory, looking at you. it's a humanoid split in two sides by a black line. The bitter and purple side is always frowning, all purple except for a green foot and a green area around the eye. The purple side is also curved a lot, in a wave like pattern around the edges of the arms, legs, and head. The green side is the happy side, with a curved point on it's side of the head, and a purple area around the eye, with the same pointy curve*

Syringeon: Bittergiggle...

syringeon: do you humans ever get easier to look at

No

syringeon: I'm not even surprised, I guess you're all just a bunch of self centered, entitled, selfish, arrogant, self centered, stupid, annoying, pathetic, worthless, disgusting, ugly, repulsive, worthless, disgusting, ugly, annoying, selfish, pathetic, worthless, disgusting, stupid, self centered, self centered, pathetic, disgusting, worthless, disgusting, stupid, self centered, self centered, disgusting, worthless, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting

*my head explode*

*syringeon laughs* "you really are weak. I didn't even have to try that hard."

*banban start disspear*